More of You Know You're From The EOGC Territories If...

Hey guys! Anselmo here! I got more stuff to tell you about what makes an EOGC Filipino and EOGC Filipino. So here's the sequel to  "You Know You're From The EOGC Territories If..."

1.) You ask non-EOGC Filipinos to translate "Aray ko po" into English

2.) Your take on translating "Aray ko po" is "Ouch with all due respect"

3.) You take your office work home

4.) Non-EOGC Filipinos think you're weird

5.) Non-EOGC Filipinos want to work in the EOGC Territories even if they think you're weird

5.) Non-EOGC Filipinos who become EOGC Filipinos think you're just a regular guy next door

6.) You think a holder of a fake EOGC passport should be shot

7.) You like to take the train to work

8.) You hate being called a "probinsyano" by people from Manila

9.) You think politicians should quit office, get out and get a life

10.) "Politician" is another way for you to say "Parasite"

11.) You always check the gasoline station to see if they sell bio diesel or other eco-friendly fuels

12.) You have a set of solar panels in your house's basement (and you set them up whenever the electricity goes out)

13.) "Time" is one of the most important words in your vocabulary

14.) You go to bed in your work clothes

15.) You keep at least one weapon (not necessarily a gun) in your house

16.) A car is just a means of travel (unless it's an antique, then in becomes a priceless treasure)

17.) You give cookies, crackers or junk food to professional beggars instead of money

18.) Professional beggars avoid you because you don't give them money

19.) You give at least one EOGC peso to a real beggar (but since there are so few of them, most of the beggars you encounter are professional beggars)

20.) You think professional beggars should be deported (and shot if they ever come back)

21.) You can tell the difference between a real and a professional beggar

22.) You treat antiques either as investments or personal/family treasures

23.) You have your own wine collection

24.) You have your own tea collection

25.) You like to try different foods
26.) Being workaholic is a virtue
27.) Someone asks you if you're a Filipino and you answer, "What kind?"
28.) You insist on speaking in Visayan even outside the EOGC territories but you know what people are saying when you hear people mutter or whisper in Tagalog
29.) Tagalog speakers are shocked when they hear you snap, "Akala mo na hindi ako maka-intindi sa iyo?"
30.) You are the Philippine movie industry's biggest critic ("The plot's the same! Only the faces are different!")